Tonight’s episode of Teen Mom 2 starts up exactly where the last episode ended — with Kail, Briana, and Brittany fighting while getting their makeup done. Kail looks really good, by the way. I know Kail gets a lot of fan hate, but I never have to worry about her kids, so.

Kail talks to Morgan, the producer, and says she just wants to have a private conversation with everyone off-camera. And even though a camera-person follows Kail to her dressing room for this to happen, the Teen Mom 2 crew actually respects that.

Back on The Land, David chats with the crew Home Improvement-style through a fence, and says they don’t plan on attending the reunion because everyone sucks. Jenelle is currently feuding with a bunch of people — her mom, Nathan, the world…

Back behind the sccenes, Briana threatens Kail’s friend Bone and says she’ll smack the shit out of you. And she says this while holding her baby, since Briana is trashy as hell. Her whole family is, really. Brittany, wearing an Ed Sheeran shirt, actually requires security to block her from Kail’s dressing room.

Larry tries knocking on Kail’s dressing room door, and she lets him in — but not Morgan. Diss. What’s Leah up to?

Let’s Talk About Leah For Like, Two Seconds

Turns out, Leah is hanging out with Gracie. She says she’s not going to argue with anyone. Babs, Doris, and Nathan meet up with Kaiser and they all seem super happy to see each other. Jenelle eventually chooses to show up with David, who gets checked for weapons and tells everyone his body is a weapon of mass destruction. Wonderful.

Brittany talks about her outburst and says she has to protect her family. Whatever, girl. Speaking of the family, Javi meets up with Briana, who tries really hard to sugarcoat what just happened with Kail. “Kail’s not runnin’ this,” Javi says. Briana thinks it’s a good time to barge into Kail’s dressing room. Javi tries to talk to her first, and Kail refers to it, again, as being so “Jerry Springer.”

She says she’ll talk to Javi about everything back at the hotel, but not here before the reunion. Ugh. Just leave her alone, guys. Stop trying to start shit.

Also, can I say this? I mean, I can, since this is my site, but. This episode is also really boring. I want to see the kids, not the relationship garbage.

The show tries to improve by showcasing the super adorable Jace. Jace tries to get Kaiser to go visit Jenelle, but Nathan says they’re all good. After all, this is his weekend with him.

Devoin, Nova’s dad, is also at the reunion, straight out of jail. And ugh, I don’t caaaaaaaaaare. You guys, this episode is 23 minutes in and Chelsea has been totally absent from it. I forgot she was in the cast.

Well, Jenelle

Jenelle is on the reunion first. Dr. Drew talks about how she gave birth to her third child, but is still fighting for custody of her son. Jenelle says she wants her son back and doesn’t care about how Barbara feels. Jenelle says she called Nathan’s mom, Doris, after a handprint on Kaiser’s butt. After seeing her on stage, David says he and Jenelle are leaving right after Jenelle exits the stage — even though he’s scheduled to go on stage next.

He tells Jenelle he’s leaving, and Jenelle asks why, and he says he’ll talk about it at home. So, they storm out. Poor Kaiser tries to follow. Jenelle says that if he wants to leave, she’ll leave, as he’s her husband now. Yikes. The crew tries to get them to talk about it, and attempts to block their car, but it’s pointless. The Eason’s are out.

Leah and Kail meet up, and Kail tells her what went on. “This reunion has topped every reunion we’ve ever had,” Leah says. She also said that due to the kids, the arguments need to stay in the rooms, in private.

Meanwhile, Briana and Javi are doing shots in Javi’s dressing room. Briana says she doesn’t know why things went south (seriously?) and Javi says she doesn’t want to ever work it out with Kail, since she doesn’t know if she’ll ever be loyal.

At 9:34, we finally see Chelsea. She’s chatting with the producers, along with Leah and Kail, about Briana. “What’s happened last night and today is unacceptable,” Kail says. They want to walk away from the show if Jenelle and Briana aren’t dealt with.

Jenelle actually turns. Jenelle’s producer states that maybe one day, they’ll all be friends. LOL, sure. Jenelle says Briana is nice, and they’ve been connecting since Briana also feels like a total outcast.

The gang of three said they’d go on stage with Briana and Jenelle under one condition — they wouldn’t talk about their issues. Jenelle and Briana are on one couch, while Chelsea, Kail, and Leah are on another.

Now It’s Jenelle’s Turn To Have A Hallway Argument

Jenelle tries to start shit with Nathan’s new girlfriend, Ashley. Nathan asks for security as he’s holding Kaiser, saying Jenelle won’t leave him alone. Despite Jenelle stating she doesn’t want to fight in front of Kaiser, guess what? They get into a huge-ass fight in front of poor Kaiser. Jenelle calls Ashley “another side piece.” Jenelle also yells at Doris, since Doris had the balls to talk to her mom. Jenelle wants to say goodbye to Kaiser, but Nathan rightfully takes him away from the fight. David says he hopes Doris and Nathan don’t “scare” Kaiser during the goodbye, which was super uncalled for.

Nathan and Barbara talk outside a little bit, and Barbara wishes they could all just be one big happy family. “They have such a great bond and I love it,” Nathan says about Kaiser and Jace. Barbara agrees that the brothers need each other.

Fingers crossed the next episode of Teen Mom 2 isn’t about this reunion.